Who is Guillermo? well...
- For the security of our great city of Orlando, the Department of Homeland Security, along with the Walt Disney Corporation, have asked us not to let anyone know he will be here.
- He is the first Hoochie DJ, who subsequently left Orlando to travel the world in search of more Hoochies.
- He taught Somali pirates how to fly fish, after being captured while DJing on a Saudi pleasure yacht.
- He taught Marvin Nash how to play the drums.
- He is the youngest member of the secret society: “Sons of Lee Marvin.”
- In Barcelona, he has rescued American tourists from evil anti-American pushers, pickpockets and purse-snatchers.
- In Amsterdam, Dutch women bake cookies and make cheese for him, hoping to get a glimpse into his record collection.
- In Orlando, his music saved hundreds of Greyhounds from certain doom.
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- He once threw a party and The Police came immediately.
- Record companies pay him to download music.
- If it rains when he has to DJ at Sky 60, it’s because he’d rather do something else.
- The Argentines have a shrine to him, right next to Evita and Maradona.
- The Spanish have a name for him: El Fantasma Gordo. Actually he went by that name in Orlando as well.
- His cat speaks more languages than the average American.
- His myspace page is not your space, so get off it now.
- The Chinese have a name for him: 肥胖的鬼.
- He sold more records than Kid Creole and the Coconuts and Dr. Buzzard’s Original Savannah Band - combined.
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